terms of service

By being on this site, you are agreeing to our terms of service.
  1. You will be our slave for all of eternity.
  2. You will always obey all weasels.
  3. You will visit this site at least two times a day.
  4. You will call all weasels (especially us) "Your majesty and awesomeness".
  5. You will refuse to do anything marmots, or other evil (non-weasel) creatures ask you to do.
  6. You will exist.